pinksharpedo:

alien music is always portrayed as screeching noises and synthesizer but what if aliens like country or something
like imagine landing on an alien planet and just hearing twangy space banjo

jncos:

frankenfran:

frankenfran:

my favourite thing about the ancient egyptian numerals is that once you get to a certain point really high up in numbers you just have this little guy holding out his arms saying “a whole fuckin lot of numbers”

dont know why this got notes but i figured itd be relevant to add that the little guy’s name is “heh”

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

I’m listening

okay listen closely

ok ready

look me boots

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

seagrot:

WELCOME, DECAYING WOMEN OF THE FEN WHO BROOD AND HISS AT GOOD VIBES

itsfortheinternet:

thegreatbayonsay:

remember that time Lana bought a horse shaped plant for $2,850 

she’s so satisfied